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dmfilmfan Grand Master

dmfilmfan

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Sounds like a blurb from a vintage gay porn poster, but it's the actual verbiage from the toy's packaging.....One minute he's strong and silent; the next his fist strikes like lightning! 

Imagine if it were a talking action figure:  Yeah, take it bitch boy, you know you love my fist deep up your ass, yeah......

Who knew Mattel marketed an action figure modeled on Clint Benedict?

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Why did they make his face so damned disfigured?  

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Kawika Grand Master

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You have no idea how many times I've had to ask this question... for one reason or another...

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ColtMann Grand Master

ColtMann

I was lucky to have Mom make lime jello for me for years. however, she insisted I take it home 😞

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