What made you laugh today?

[Tomster]

[suzienudie]

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[anubis]

[Guest Drewguy]

Social Distancing This Summer

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[Tomster]

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[Kawika]

[Tomster]

This couple had their wedding ceremony held at Minnesota Zoo and ended up getting hilariously photobombed by a Russian grizzly bear. You bitch…

 

[Tomster]

[Tomster]

[Tomster]

[Hotforhunks]

[anubis]

[kleurbeertjenl]

4 hours ago, Hotforhunks said:

indeed I love Alf : let's try Alf for president. 

[majikthis]

8 hours ago, Tomster said:

This couple had their wedding ceremony held at Minnesota Zoo and ended up getting hilariously photobombed by a Russian grizzly bear. You bitch…

 

It's not a happy bear, is it.

"What the hell does he see in her? She's way too skinny, totally hairless, and she has those weird bumps on her chest. Bleh. Men are pigs."

Or maybe it is serious, as befits the officiant.

"By the power vested in me by Ursa Maior and the Minnsota Zoo, I now  pronounce you lunch and dinner."

 

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[JackFTwist]

So here are some possible comebacks to keep handy for use when they're needed:

  

      

Edited June 28, 2020 by JackFTwist

[Hotforhunks]

Do you ever get the feeling we elected this man in 2016?

[Kawika]

[Kawika]

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[JackFTwist]

6 hours ago, Kawika said:

On a non-humorous note:  Let's just hope there isn't "a man with a gun over there / A'telling us, we got to beware."  The lyrics to this classic 1960s protest song by Stephen Stills of the band Buffalo Springfield are eerily and tragically relevant to recent social protests (and worse) in the US and other countries.  This site shows the song's complete lyrics:

https://genius.com/Buffalo-springfield-for-what-its-worth-lyrics

The site describes the event that led Stills to write the song, and clicking on different lines of the lyrics shows pop-ups with further explanation of their origin or significance.

Caveat:  The 30-second sample from the song is an ad for a "free" trial  Apple Music.

Edited June 30, 2020 by JackFTwist