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me replying "romantically" on Valentine's Day

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sorry boys, but I don't have time to cuddle

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On 7/15/2021 at 6:52 AM, RHawk said:

Interactive art.

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The start of “Headbanger” music.

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52 minutes ago, RHawk said:

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OK, couldn't resist sharing this story (it's true). While teaching my high school adolescents the meaning of "aphorisms," the assignment was to share the beginning of one and to see if students could finish the rest. When a young man said, "Giver a man a fish...." an innocent girl said, "But teach a man to use his pole..."  I lost it; so did the class. The poor young lady had to have her friend explain her response to her, amid blushes.   And, no, she wasn't a dumb bond, but a naive brunette, the same one who asked me while trying to read Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, why if it took place in Roman times was Caesar entering "followed by his train." I lost it, stepped into the hall to howl, drawing the attention of my fellow teachers from adjacent classrooms, all of who came to see what was going on, and then create the "hallway comedy club."

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34 minutes ago, David9311 said:

OK, couldn't resist sharing this story (it's true). While teaching my high school adolescents the meaning of "aphorisms," the assignment was to share the beginning of one and to see if students could finish the rest. When a young man said, "Giver a man a fish...." an innocent girl said, "But teach a man to use his pole..."  I lost it; so did the class. The poor young lady had to have her friend explain her response to her, amid blushes.   And, no, she wasn't a dumb bond, but a naive brunette, the same one who asked me while trying to read Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, why if it took place in Roman times was Caesar entering "followed by his train." I lost it, stepped into the hall to howl, drawing the attention of my fellow teachers from adjacent classrooms, all of who came to see what was going on, and then create the "hallway comedy club."

Teaching Marine Biology undergraduates types of mutualistic behaviour meant I had to try keep a straight face whilst explaining how the pearl fish (sometimes more than one!)likes to live in the rectum of a sea cucumber. I managed a dead-pan delivery but always finished with the comment that whilst the benefits to fish in the form of shelter and protection were obvious there were no obvious benefits to the sea cucumber, other than a cheap thrill.

Butthole Surfers. Pearlfish live inside their host's… | by Christine Friar  | The Awl | Medium

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Fitting title after seeing what Andy had to go through in the end to escape. 😅🤢🤮💩

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fwiw, I have never washed windows in 16 years! we just have the house power washed and that takes care of it :)

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