What made you laugh today?

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Textual Corona memes and jokes

• They asked the doctor what they give to patients with coronavirus? "Pancakes, and pizza." "And that helps them?" "I don't know, but it fits under the door."
• Chuck Norris got the coronavirus. He felt sorry for him, so he let him go again.
• “You have a gap in your CV. What did you do in 2020? ” “I washed my hands.”
• I was at home yesterday because of a closed pub and chatted with my wife. Pretty nice woman with good opinions.
• Crazy times we are living in. I used to cough to hide a fart. Now I fart to hide a cough.
• Coronavirus will not last long because it was made in China.
• Medical tip: spread chili peppers on your hands. It does nothing against coronavirus, but you will learn damn quickly not to touch your face.
• In Germany, they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese. That's the Wurst Käse scenario.
• Yesterday two people in robes came to the post office, panic occurred. After a while, it turned out to be an ambush, so we all calmed down. "
• This is the first time in history that the original is from China and a copy from Milano.
• Teacher: "Late coming again, reason?" "The was a traffic jam." "But this is an online lecture!"
• We can defend against coronavirus by eating 16 garlic cloves a day. It won't help, but at least nobody gets near you.

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A short story in 2 parts.

 

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[Guest lev_igor33]

The Liar-In-Chief is at it again. Day 2 of his presidency, you knew the country was in trouble when he sent Sean Spicer to say he had the biggest inauguration crowd in the history of mankind.  BTW--- if he has any people in attendance with the threat of acquiring COVID, that's amazing and sad. 

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