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[bakersman94]

Giraffe Test

There are 4 questions.   
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the  giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the  refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

 
Wrong answer.

Correct Answer: Open the  refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous   actions..

3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals
attend  .... except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Correct  Answer :  The Elephant. The elephant is in the  refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not  answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true   abilities.

4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you  manage  it?

 

 

 

 

 

Correct   Answer:? You jump into the river and swim  across. Have you not  been listening? All the  crocodiles are attending the Animal  Meeting.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 
According to Anderson  Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not  have the  brains of a four-year-old.
 

[MarioFan22]

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[Hotforhunks]

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[Kawika]

[kleurbeertjenl]

On 3/13/2020 at 4:15 AM, MarioFan22 said:

 

[DeanGreen]

Overheard on NPR this morning;

"The next big style for men this year is wearing pearls."

My thought a pearl necklace has been done for centuries!

[Kawika]

18 minutes ago, DeanGreen said:

Overheard on NPR this morning;

"The next big style for men this year is wearing pearls."

My thought a pearl necklace has been done for centuries!

I saw a photo about that posted the other day... it's called "Classy Granny" I'm going to pass on this one and stick with clothing optional...

[anubis]

   

[Steve]

[Kawika]

[kleurbeertjenl]

5 hours ago, anubis said:

 

 

 

   

LEND ME YOUR EARS .....

[kleurbeertjenl]

3 hours ago, Steve said:

why toiletpaper (''klo'') ;  coockies (kekse) are important to stash up. ( This from the great bearartist on  Chrisbears.)

[Youri]

[stuck]

 

[Steve]

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[anubis]

[MarioFan22]

[kleurbeertjenl]

On 3/15/2020 at 6:57 PM, Youri said:

me too 

[duck]

 

[JackFTwist]

[anubis]