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480. The Department of Complaints Department
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
From time to time our office receives complaints after a stay, invariably asking for compensation. This photograph was sent in by an irate guest who says that housekeeping provided his party with an inadequate solution for bathing when, due to plumbing issues during their stay, and overbooking our facilities, the guests were unable to use the communal showers at the Bunkhouse, where they had booked. Offered to upgrade to a motel room at a slight discount, they declined due to their own budget constraints. While it is true that we do provide portable bathing tubs upon request, Loveless Motel as determined that the small vessel in the photo the guest sent is not a tub we would have provided The standard model, The Rub-a-Dub Tub pictured below, is much larger, as anyone can plainly see, and these were available during the guest's stay. Furthermore, there is no notation on the guest file that a request was made for a portable tub. Unfortunately the request for a freebee will be denied, and the guest's profile will be appropriately noted. As a gesture of goodwill, the management will include in its condescending and saccharinely worded "Gotcha" form-letter of regret, a 10 percent off coupon for a bar of soap, with an expiration date of April 1, this year. Of course, guests with complaints should always bring these to the attention of management during a stay, and not after it, but often those things which need not be said do need to be said. Timeliness of complaints is also addressed in the teeny tiny fine print of the lodging contract each guest signs at check-in, however the attention of our guests is generally diverted elsewhere, as Psycho Randy, the front desk clerk is notorious for cruising new arrivals while playing pocketpool in full view of his mark during a guest's check-in process -
221. Gettin all gussied up fer the daynce
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
You can take a cowboy off his horse, but you can't wash the horse off a cowboy. The fellers at the Malamute don't give a hoot at Loveless Motel. If a prairie bath ain't yer speed, the Bunkhouse has group showers. -
🛀 The Wonders & Joys of the Bathtub 🛀
suzienudie posted a blog entry in The Uninhibited Exhibitionist 🍑 (v 2.0)
🛀 I understand that bathing has always been a part of & is just part of the human way of maintaining ourselves. There are times where a nice, warm, relaxing bath can just do wonders! Nice is enjoy a nice, long, bubbly bath & just unwind from the days happenings. Even better when I can just enjoy taking one & let my thoughts go anywhere I want to! Especially when them dirty thoughts arrive & make bath time even more enjoyable! 🤭 I would be lying to yall if I told you that I've never pleasured myself while being in the tub! 🤭 Bath time has gotten VERY enjoyable when my thoughts get really dirty, thoughts & mental images of fully nude muscular men with a really nice eye catching penis &/or cute butt, & sometimes of thoughts of women too! I think back to the times especially when I've been to Hedo & other places where I was able to enjoy the sights. Thoughts of being there parading about completely naked & coming across naked men. At times wondering what there thoughts are right then when they see me! Wondering if they wanna fuck me (which I am sure some instantly had this thought) or mental eye candy for when they jerk off later on after they get back to their room. Replay thoughts of my last trip to Hedo & getting fucked by multiple men (some women) in the Romping Shop Playroom to my one last fuck when I enjoyed DeAnthony's huge black dick outdoors on a beach! (https://www.adonismale.com/blogs/entry/243-🏖️💦🚫👙-my-one-last-good-fuck-in-hedo-🏖️💦🚫👙/) Bath time is nice when I can reflect back to many years ago from my college years through when I used to model lingerie & bikini, later nude. All of the wild & crazy stuff I did back then, the nudity & sex during my college years! ☺️ Thinking about all of the guys that got their opportunity to fuck me & those who wish that did. Crazy that even when I heard some of the male instructors wanted to fuck me. Think about all of my modeling shoots that I've done & wonder what really was going through the photographer's mind at the time other than taking the pic of me. Seeing me in all sorts of lingerie to nude during changes. Also reflect back on my wild & crazy 4th of July gatherings that I've hosted for the past few years. How many crazy times that either my bikini top &/or thong bottom has gotten ripped off of me by wild intoxicated men leaving me at times completely naked! Some of them wanting to fuck me right there or have me give them a blowjob! 🤭