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These 2 men have picked up a hitchhiker who said he was looking to get to Loveless Motel. Just so happens these guys are headed to Loveless Truckstop! Just one thing - can you help out with some gas money? There's lots of ways to pay.
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349. Certified Hustlers available at Loveless Truckstop
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You might even hit a dry spell at Loveless Truckstop. When just about all your goodbuddies are still on the road and you get that itch, you might encounter a bit of trade dressed like a trucker, and be fooled. No problem! Just ask to see a Certified Hustler card, issued by Loveless Motel. These men offer the best thing next to a full guarantee that you won't be taken for the wrong kind of ride. Satisfaction is nearly always guaranteed, and you can always say "no thanks". In that case, just take a walk over to the Silver Bullet bar or the Stables area behind the Motel for a little bonding for free. -
348. Park it by the night, week or month - Loveless Truckstop
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Once you see our facilities, you may decide to make Loveless Truckstop your future home away from home. You can park your rig for any length of time. Full hookups are available for nightly stays, and long term storage is available too. And if all you want is a quick meal and some stimulating conversation, you've found the right place. -
Loveless Truckstop has a loyal good buddy customer base that keeps men coming back for more. A man can stop by, got a hot meal and take a hot shower, drop his rig overnight, and head over to the motel for a few hours and cut loose. Popular among lots of truckers is the 8 Ball Bar, a 10 minute walk from the diner. Truckers always make room to carry the right gear for the right bar.
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345. We don't know what it means, but Woof!
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We're trying hard at Loveless Motel to pin down this character assassination attempt. Which one is the villain here? Is our gladiator about to commit animal cruelty, or is our wolfman about to eat our gladiator? The Loveless Motel front desk staff office pool is pulling for watching the wolfman do his thing on the gladiator. While we're at it, who has the best balls? -
342. Trick or Treat? He'll have both
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This Halloween, make every trick a treat at Loveless Motel. Come as you are - that's usually scary enough to win more than a prize at our party. Call the front desk now for reservations, and tell us what you're wearing. Rates may apply. -
340. "I wish I knew how to quit you"
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Breaking up is hard to do. These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ question is still up in the air.-
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339. Well, Tie me up and sing to me!
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In lieu of cattle, cowboys at Loveless often practice their roping skills on random passersby over near The Stables, and as any real cowboy knows, there are three things you should never leave home without. Your rope and your guitar.-
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338. Dad and Son work as a team at The Stables
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It's all in the family - these two men hired on for the season and will work at The Stables in trade for room and board. Dad is Calvin, and son Buck are the talk and fantasy of many of the guests. "Do they know this is an all-male resort?" They know.-
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337. Sometimes a feller needs a break
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While it's all just fine and dandy that a guest of Loveless Motel can head over to The Stables to rent a horse without a thought, our ranch hands work hard! Sometimes, a feller just needs to take a break. -
336. It's all in the way it's wrapped at Packaged Goods!
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If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog. -
335. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #39 - Playing the Piano
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Playing the Piano Giving someone an oral/anal ass-licking tongue or rim job, probably a reference referencing Rimsky Korsakov piano concertos. 1960s "I sure would like to play a Rimsky Korsakov tune on his piano"-
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333. Art Show in the Lobby of Loveless Motel
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Our recent art show opening in the corridors off the lobby at Loveless Motel garnered mostly favorable reviews from VIP and nobody attendees alike. Everybody's a critic. "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like" said the framed subject. Mucho attitude was present all evening - BITCH!-
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332. Our Roving Photographer captures a weekend Feeding Frenzy
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Meet Napoleon Wadmacher the 3rd, known at Loveless as "Snap", shortened, apparently, from "Watch it! Here come's Nap!" Well known as Shutter Bug Camera Shop's Roving Photographer here at Loveless Motel, he helps our guests preserve their vacation memories. Here's a collection of some of your activities over the weekend, available at the shop for a reasonable cost. Unclaimed photos, as always, are available for public sale at a later date, collected and smartly bound in Corinthian leather into our annual coffee table book which makes a great Christmas or Hannukah gift.-
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331. Indian Summer at Loveless Motel
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At Loveless Motel, we sadly said goodbye to summer right on schedule - the last week of the month turned chilly and all the fun was indoors. Last weekend, October decided to turn up the heat and so we are currently experiencing Indian Summer in our neck of the woods, out around the Silver Bullet Bar, where there are loads of woodland creatures soaking up the sun, and looking for adventure. Fast friends are a sure thing at Loveless Motel. -
330. New Loveless Venue- Mr. Dick Gee's Hair and Now
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Loveless Motel is excited to announce a new addition to our services - Hair and Now, our men's salon, is now open off the lobby, under the expert hands of Hollywood stylist, Mr. Dick Gee, recommended to our operation by his admirer and former associate, Mr. Billy Swallows of Suit Up. His talents, as witnessed above, show one of his client's recent trans-formations which took place right after Mr. Dick spotted him arriving for his first stay during check in, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse, on the spot.-
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Forget to pack an item that's de rigueur at Loveless Motel? Not to worry - Packaged Goods, located off the lobby, has the matter in hand for all your intimate wardrobe needs. Stop in for a helpful fitting today.
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328. What happens if you book your room late
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These gents didn't book until the last minute, and have been forced to make due with a room that didn't have a king size bed. It's virtually guaranteed that at least one will end up with a severe case of rugburn.-
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All of our interns must attend a class on their first day at Loveless Motel called Lose Your Inhibitions. Many of the rural guys have never been to a disco, and our city guests insist on our staff being up to date on the latest trends. Loveless Motel is no place for wallflowers. In this case, a Chubby Checker record is selected and a volunteer is asked to shed his outfit in front of the class and demonstrate the Twist in the buff. One by one, the others seem to always join in.
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Our most creative guests will always choose a room with a king size bed, where you can become a daisy in a chain just about any day or night at Loveless Motel.
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323. Meet our Construction Projects Manager, Rock Blockhead
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Rock Blockhead has been the Construction Manager at Loveless Motel since 1989 and has recently lead the conversion process of the Loveless Truck Stop. He also is responsible for ensuring that men who fail to complete our intern program repay their debt for food and lodging by working it off prior to leaving the property. He can often be seen over at the Malamute Saloon on his day off, hobnobbing with Sheriff Buff N. McBuff, looking for subject matter for his documentary photography hobby, in the hopes of hobbing as many nobs as possible. -
At this rate, these gents may not need to visit the clubs at Loveless Motel - their suite seems to be well stocked for an evening's entertainment.
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325. Blondes DO have more fun at Loveless Motel
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Proving the Clairol commercials are true, these blonde city boys have chucked their high-rise offices in favor of their low rise speedos and rented a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to document their weekend, where they can get their collection developed in less than two hours. So can you, at Loveless Motel! -
324. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #38 - Nancy Boy
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Nancy Boy A queer man; taken from "Nance", a generic role for an actor who played an effeminate man in burlesque theatre houses -1930s- From Columbian College History News Network "The ‘nance,’ or Nancy Boy, was a gay burlesque character from the 1930s who brought guffaws and belly laughs as he pranced about the stage, creating campy scenes and sketches of gay life. He put on an outrageous show and audiences loved him. In the late 1930s, New York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia, fearful of how the lurid burlesque shows would make his city look in the upcoming World’s Fair of 1939, cracked down on the houses. Part of LaGuardia’s anger was aimed at the Nance, whom critics said created audiences of lusty gay men having sex in the dark balconies of the burlesque emporiums. It was an outrage, the Mayor said, and police began swooping down on burlesque shows, closing many and forcing others to drop the nance act or greatly curb it."-
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