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Weather forecast says it will be windy today, and that means on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel. Nipples to the wind, gentlemen.
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Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel
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245. Pack a Pouch for your Beach Day
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Loveless Motel has a scenic lake beach, teeming with wildlife, including our special guest, Mr. Vic Seipke, who's staying in room 222 -
243. Gray Flannel keeps it all packed in
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Come on in, take a chance! A little chiaroscuro for your pants! Our Gray Flannel look at You Crazy Beach Hut, on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel, is a popular option for those who like light and shadow, and a tight fit.-
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241. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #28 - On the Down-Low
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On the Down-Low Black men who don't identify as gay, but have sex with other men while maintaining a straight identity -1980s- "Michael's always talking about yodeling the canyon, but he's definitely on down-low for some big black cock." -
240. Aluminum City Video/Trailer Package
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a56faa61b9eec62d.mp4 At Aluminum City, we've converted one of the larger trailers into a studio which can be rented by the hour for a minimum of 4 hours for a special video/trailer package. Camera equipment, including 8mm, and video cassettes can be purchased or rented at Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, to capture your private party, and special rates include a trailer setup to your themed specifications. These brothers asked us to supply gym equipment , a fluffer and a cameraman for a memory video of their special meeting. And may we say, the illustrated exactly what is meant by "Black is Beautiful". -
239. Aluminum City - Do it on the Down Low
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It's hard to be yourself in today's world, until you get to Loveless Motel. Aluminum City provides great accommodations and the privacy you crave, to satisfy all those other cravings you have. We welcome everyone and are eager to satisfy your needs. -
238. Aluminum City - Group Solutions
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Plan your reunion at Aluminum City - Contact the groups department at Loveless Motel today! We have the perfect solution for accommodations for your special get-together: a perfectly appointed trailer! No need to worry about the guy next door knocking on your wall at 3AM just because he has to catch an early flight tomorrow morning. Your vacation is still going full tilt! -
236. Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel
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Loveless Motel is proud to announce that it has acquired the trailer court directly next door, all existing owners have been bought out, and we will start booking accommodations in 10 of the trailers immediately. The property has a pool, bar, shuffleboard court, and social hall. Some of the trailers will be dedicated to housing interns and employees. We look forward to this new expansion. The Vagabond Bar at Aluminum City Lovers Lane at Aluminum City -
235. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #27 - Pole Smoker
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Pole Smoker A homosexual who expertly performs fellatio on one or more men at a time -1990s- "That guy owns a smoke shop and he doesn't smoke tobacco or weed, but he sure knows how to smoke my pole" -
Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his first business venture as an agent for male circus performers, such as sword swallowers, muscle men, contortionists and the occasional geek.
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Like they say, if you're not quite sure whether or not you'll like the taste of something, you'll never know until you commit to putting it in your mouth. Loveless Motel is eager to satisfy all your tastes, and reliably fulfill your needs at Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets.
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232. Dick Blunt - Tobacconist Extraordinaire
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Mr. Dick Blunt, owner of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, when asked recently, says he doesn't smoke because, and we quote, "That shit'll kill ya!" He says he offers free back-room therapy to those wishing to quit smoking by helping them ween themselves off the addiction of nicotine by providing a similar feeling of having a thick, hot object in one's mouth. He claims a success rate of a whopping 10 percent, which he says doesn't seem like a lot, but he gets a certain amount of personal satisfaction in the attempt, nevertheless. -
What smoking policy? The policy is to pay for and not bum your cigarettes. Never heard of such a thing. It's 1962 at Loveless Motel, and we sell candy cigarettes in the gift shop for you to take home to your little bastards, or your brother's kids. You can get any tobacco product you desire and smoke all you want, anywhere you like. Check out Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Try to use the ashcans around the property. You can buy souvenir ashtrays at Hit and Split - that's why we don't have fancy printed ones in the bars, bub, for you to steal. Or use the parking lot or a dance floor. Please don't dump your car ashtrays in the parking lot, however. Wait til you're down the road a piece to do that.
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229. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #26 - Nelly
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Whoa "Nelly" or "Nellie" What you say to a pushy bitch who is working on your last nerve. -1940s- Generally, this is the beginning of a public spat from which neither of you will recover. emotionally or socially, especially if you include the "pushy bitch" part. Commonly regarded as an insult, calling someone nelly to his face is high on the trash talk list, publicly questioning his masculinity, especially when he fancies himself a top. But, as they say, and he might, "Take's one to know one." Touché! -
Whoa, Nellie! Another Saturday night at Loveless Motel. Can't wait! Bunkhouse will be hoppin' - what could possibly go wrong? The Hoosegow will be busy-busy.
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227. The Hoosegow in the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue
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Here we have an exterior shot of The Hoosegow - Loveless Motel's very own detention center, located in the Bunkhouse. Why is there a jail at a resort? As Sheriff Buck N. McBuff says, "Fuck around and find out" He says "Drunk guys do stupid shit and we have to mainly protect them from themselves, as well as others. If they land in detention, we feed 'em for free, and, well, they're usually not in there alone, if you get my drift. In fact", he goes on to day, "I swan some of them boys will get into fisticuffs just to get thrown in, for fun" -
Sizing up your cowboy is an important step as you contemplate a conjugal mosey. Take that step at Loveless Motel this weekend - the Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse just about measures up.
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We got a copy of the Program for the Rodeo - stop by the front desk at Loveless Motel and check it out!
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Choose yer Partner at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Or get in a line...
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The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya.. .and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.
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221. Gettin all gussied up fer the daynce
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You can take a cowboy off his horse, but you can't wash the horse off a cowboy. The fellers at the Malamute don't give a hoot at Loveless Motel. If a prairie bath ain't yer speed, the Bunkhouse has group showers. -
220. Saturday Night at the Malamute Saloon
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The fellers at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel are getting excited - it's gonna be a great weekend at the Malamute Saloon. Here's your chance to ride a cowboy! -
219. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #25 - College Fuck
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College Fuck Rubbing your cock up against the flat stomach muscles of your dorm buddy until you cum -1950s- "Hey froshie, a little bird told me he showed you how to do the college fuck last night. Wanna show me what you learned?" -
218. Bunkhouse Quandry - early or late?
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It's a busy morning, as usual, over at the locker room in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. The question is, are these guys up early, or up late?
