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Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow. You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles or kazoos) or you may purchase a plastic souvenir gag whistle at a nominal cost, from the remaining stock of those offered at last year's popular Lunch and Learn lecture in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, "The the subtle differences between sucking and blowing" Whistles are randomly incised with either "Blow me at the Loveless Motel pool" or "I got blown at Loveless Motel" or "I got thrown out of the Loveless Motel Pool for blowing this whistle"

Peacock Palace A men's clothing shop specializing in flamboyant styles -1960s- "Have you heard there's a new peacock palace in town that specialized in brocade jock straps? I'm now offiially mad about brocade! You should see the shopkeeper there! He talked me into one last week. I'm gonna go down there and see if I can get him to talk me out of it this week"

Shown in this photo at home last year in London, sporting his Mr. Popular Trophy and dressing to the left in his Suit Up! pinstripe number, personally fitted by our very own Mr. Billy Swallows of Suit Up! (located off the lobby at Loveless Motel) are "Dickey Loosedore" and his best mate "Bailey Alanski", the names under which they have checked into rooms 222 and adjoining 221, respectively. Each likes his space - one needs to be prepared for any opportunity to personally welcome any Anglophiles with a craving for fur and the spectacularly uncut. Given notice, the kitchen staff always stocks up on Marmite for the week for the couple, and places a picture of the Queen on the wall of the little alcove in Birdwhistle's Tearoom favored by our guests and held for them for the duration of the stay. Suit Up! has remained our guests' little secret source since Mr. Billy's pre-Loveless Hollywood days, when he was in charge of costuming at a major studio and worked with Mr. Alanski on a number of his roles. Since Billy's relocation to our little "wood", London's Carnaby Street has nothing on Loveless Motel, which swings to the left this week, "like a pendulum do." In Tinsel Town, Billy was famed for his little parties, where select gentlemen were invited to stay overnight; Bailey always reckoned that Billy was a favorite American host, and maintained that he was a master at getting men to shed their inhibitions with the suggestion of a little Greek wrestling; Bailey had been introduced to such exhibitions on more than one occasion. In fact as it turns out, his ability to toss and be tossed around was one factor that bound he and Dickey together for as long as the two tossers could remember

Convenience is our middle name at Hit and Split, your destination at Loveless Motel for the latest in, candy cigarettes, real ones, single cans of beer for daytrips into town, aspirin and condoms. Just in, some light reading material, reminding us that ginger men are a real rarity around here. Catch one if you can. Then, stop over to After Midnight Arcade and catch the latest addition to redhead beefcake, (we know the first gay naked man you ever saw in print was in Playgirl, and we've just received a used copy with a few pages that are stuck together)

Summer activities are heating up at Loveless Motel. We've retained the services of one of our frequent guests for this season, Coach Luke Atma Peterson, and he's ready to teach you a thing or two, We understand he's just as good at twirling balls off the court, as he is on the court. His goal is to loosen you up and stretch your holistic horizons.

Meet Gary - a townie who's been hanging out lately in the parking lot at Loveless Truck Stop. Not that the truckers are complaining - not by a long shot. Several long-haulers have told us Gary knows the score, and is happy to make a personal delivery to your cab. He tells us he's just doing good works, offering a helping hand whenever he can. Truckers say he makes every inch of a good buddy's slide electric because his pants aren't the only thing that's tight.

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, is welcoming an influx of customers using its photo suites this winter, and reminds clients to come dressed for the weather while its heating unit is being repaired. We can still catch those intimate moments with friends, even with their socks and hats on. Call and reserve a photo suite today!

What's a couple to do on a night when it's not clicking! The office received a call at 11PM 2 nights ago and the man in 222 said he and his boyfriend were looking for someone tall, dark and well hung. Management swung into action and contacted one of our well qualified and approved Certified Hustlers who rooms with several others over at Aluminum City, and voila, problem solved. What good is sitting alone in your room? Loveless Motel always has a solution. Our Hustler remarked to management the next day that the new paneling in the room looked stunning

Guests of the Bunkhouse have been lodging complaints for a few days now regarding stolen jock straps and jeans that have gone missing when using the communal showers there. Cowboys over at The Stables can really work up a sweat what with showing city boys the ropes and all, and it's just a natural thing for a cowboy to want to lather up with his buds while hanging his duds in a place they ought to be secure. The mystery is deepened and particularly concerning, as some of the cowboys have been working on ripening their jocks for months, and the prospect of going into town looking for new jockstraps doesn't thrill anyone except maybe the salesmen in the JCPenney or Sears men's clothing departments, though some of the cowboys don't complain too much if they get hold of a townie who wants to provide a personal fitting.

In a surprise overnight freeze in normally temperate January at Loveless Motel, the pipes in the poorly insulated laundry room have burst, and one of the washers froze mid-cycle, loaded with jockstraps and denim. As a result, management is taking bids for the job in a one-day frenzy of interviews. May the best plumber win! As an aside, the collector whose jocks were frozen admits to a confidant that instead of his disco outfit, he mistakenly put his entire piss-and-cum-stained haul into the wash, thereby ruining the intrinsic value of the collection, rendering it worthless as sniff-bate material. He relates that he had spent days raiding the locker room of the Bunkhouse and had some prize specimens that were still damp from recently ejaculated spooge and drip. "But I look on the bright side," he said; "I'm here for another week, and as long as I don't get caught there's plenty more where they came from"

Mr. Dick Blunt, proprietor of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, tells us he has been a collector of antique erotica, and particularly dildos, for several years. Ironically, despite his admirable personal attributes, it turns out that he enjoys stimulation of many kinds, and seeks out those men who can match him on a physical as well as an intellectual basis. He's happy to discuss and share is rare collection with discerning gentlemen in his private quarters at Aluminum City. After a few beers, a demonstration of the effective utility of some of his favorites is not out of the question.

Our doorman and chief towel attendant at The Tubs in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel reports that several men have checked in wearing roller skates, and according to some, they received them as gifts for Christmas. The trend has apparently caught on after guests witnessing waiters at Loveless Truck Stop who wear them as an efficiency measure. The management is keeping a watchful eye on the situation, and effective immediately, all guests of The Tubs in skates or not must sign a safety waiver, holding harmless Loveless Motel, its management and staff, in the event of any mishap has a result of being rolled.

In an exciting development, 5 of our suites are now equipped with brand new twin Barca Loungers, and fabulous Hammond Organs! These special accommodations can be booked by calling our waiting phone room staff members, who, as you know, always answer the phone with the musical greeting, "Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?". We've also contracted the services of Ethel "Play the white keys, honey" Smith who will be allegedly entertaining on Saturday afternoons at Tickler's Lounge, coming out of retirement for a 12 week engagement, and can entertain you ensuite for a modest charge in these specially decorated rooms. Ethel wishes all to know that her well-publicized recent shock treatments have done a world of good, and have nearly perfectly restored her hearing loss and balance issues. All Barca/Hammond suites are situated at least 5 doors away from each other so as not to have situations in which the noise of organs being worked over simultaneously creates unwanted dissonance.

Packaged Goods!, your source for undergear, located off the Lobby at Loveless Motel, announces its recent acquisition of a warehouse full of paisley print longer length boxer shorts, ensuring the establishment will be able to offer these hopefully popular items for many seasons to come. These all -rayon practical articles are guaranteed to cause a stir, nay, mockery, where-ever and whenever they are worn. Don't try this in public.

After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked. "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately. Here's and example of the result: Calvin is currently staying in room 222 and has offered to provide "Snap" with something else to do with his finger.

Stop over to Toys for Boys, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, for a demonstration of the newest item in our toybox, "The Intruder". Every purchase comes with a jar of lube and a smile. You may choose to be the subject or the object of the demonstration. Absolutely no refunds.

Mr. Billy Swallows and his assistant Dante' DeWitt have told us they have a new shipment of sweaters for the cool weather. Suit Up, the mens' atelier at Loveless Motel, is located off the lobby. This graphic example should prove to be one of the season's most popular.

At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', customer satisfaction is king. Whether you have wandered over to the cafe' from Loveless Motel or from Aluminum City Trailer Court, or just pulled into the parking lot with your big rig, getting your order quickly and just the way you like it is the goal. How do you like your meat?

Adjectives are a man's best friend. When it comes to personal fashion, look no further than Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Carrying a full stock of intimate wear from jockstraps to trusses, in a place where it's hard to tell who wants to do what to whom, these fashion pullovers will leave no doubt about who's boss at Smarty Pants Disco.

The front desk staff suspects that these two men, who checked in together as Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith actually share the name Mr. Smith. Your secret's ours, and Loveless Motel guarantees confidentiality. But we gotta say, just before our housekeeping guy knocks and can distinctly hear "Take it, Daddy!" 4 times in less than 10 seconds, and hears the slapping sound of the family jewels against bare skin, that nobody's gonna yell uncle. But they might still need towels.

Loveless Truckstop has a loyal good buddy customer base that keeps men coming back for more. A man can stop by, got a hot meal and take a hot shower, drop his rig overnight, and head over to the motel for a few hours and cut loose. Popular among lots of truckers is the 8 Ball Bar, a 10 minute walk from the diner. Truckers always make room to carry the right gear for the right bar.

Happy Halloween from Loveless Motel!

If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog.

Forget to pack an item that's de rigueur at Loveless Motel? Not to worry - Packaged Goods, located off the lobby, has the matter in hand for all your intimate wardrobe needs. Stop in for a helpful fitting today.

Our most creative guests will always choose a room with a king size bed, where you can become a daisy in a chain just about any day or night at Loveless Motel.