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Our intramural sports league plays whenever there are enough team members who aren't wasted on a weekend afternoon. We can usually muster up a team from the bunkhouse, versus the motor pool men, or maintenance guys - even the wait staff and bartenders get in on the deal. Guests staying in regular rooms or suites also get up a team. Sign up at the pool house.

Beware! It's that time of year again - dreaded income tax day is just a couple days away for small businesses, and Nic, the senior Manager of Loveless Motel has been directed by the tax accounting firm of Caesar and Da'Marche', Jule and Ignatz, (their best friends endearingly call them "Julia" and "Ida") to finalize and send forms to the IRS for the business's past year. March 15 in the private dining room at Birdwhistle's Tearoom is this year's luncheon to celebrate the work the three men have put into the job. More than anything, as in years past, attention will be paid to cocktails and food a good deal greater than money talk. On a personal level, Ignatz is an accomplished accordionist. The two men met some years back at Ticklers, the piano bar at Loveless Motel, when Ignatz was substituting for Paul, the blind piano player. Jule, who loves opera, asked Ignatz if he knew the snappy male bonding tune, "Ah, Mes Amis" from The Daughter of the Regiment. That night, history was made in the bar, as Jule nearly pulled off the high C's required of the tune, drunk as he was, though Ignatz was asked never to come back, as the noise drove away half the clientele. But the two men hit it off as Jule was able to demonstrate his ability to play the skin flute, apparently hitting the correct notes, as they have been pulling it off ever since. They are shown here at their home in town, where they repeat the Donizetti performance annually for the locals, while warning them to stay off the lawn.

Nancy Boy A queer man; taken from "Nance", a generic role for an actor who played an effeminate man in burlesque theatre houses -1930s- From Columbian College History News Network "The ‘nance,’ or Nancy Boy, was a gay burlesque character from the 1930s who brought guffaws and belly laughs as he pranced about the stage, creating campy scenes and sketches of gay life. He put on an outrageous show and audiences loved him. In the late 1930s, New York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia, fearful of how the lurid burlesque shows would make his city look in the upcoming World’s Fair of 1939, cracked down on the houses. Part of LaGuardia’s anger was aimed at the Nance, whom critics said created audiences of lusty gay men having sex in the dark balconies of the burlesque emporiums. It was an outrage, the Mayor said, and police began swooping down on burlesque shows, closing many and forcing others to drop the nance act or greatly curb it."

Aluminum City residents and guests were recently all aflutter over the news that a ruckus was going on in one of the trailers on Lover's Lane. Alarming phrases like "I caught you, you fucking jockstrap thief" and "Lick my boots, you little fudgepacker!" were plainly heard just outside the door by the pearl-clutching crowd. One of the throng asserted that surely the elusive local jockstrap thief had finally been apprehended. As it turns out, Officer Dick had just paid a courtesy call on a seasonal lodger who called the off-duty constable to say his cat was missing and needed some help finding his pussy. Officer Dick is a community minded fellow eager to assist anyone needing help, especially men with wayward pussies, and is happy to oblige, especially when asked nicely, and especially if he can turn a man fretting over his pussy into a grateful little bootlicker, if only as a bit of role-play. Alas, the jockstrap thief is still on the loose, but the good news is that Officer Dick found the fellow's pussy very nearby and the grateful bootlicker, the boots, and the paneling in the trailer on Lover's Lane in Aluminum City at Loveless Motel are all just fine too.