What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?
 

I was a young boy when I went to see "Swiss Family Robinson." Too young to understand what was happening in my crotch every time James MacArthur appeared on screen, mostly shirtless.

 

today is Memorial Day (observed) and my thanx go out to all who have served their country. unfortunately, for us old retired folks, one day is much like the last/next, and there hasn't been any excitement around here, except for getting a little rain, and I emphasize a little. before I describe todays posts, I wanted to impart some philosophy about how my collection works. the collection is ever evolving, so what I have posted today and what was deleted from eight or nine months ago, is not exactly the same. there have been additions, corrections, and deletions. you may or may not care, however there it is. I also want to mention fauxtoshopping; anything you see that is hard 🤣 to believe, is probably not real, and I maintain that mainstream celebrities don't do p0rn, IMHO. lecture over, to the boyz - every model has something important to recommend them; I'll choose William Levy for his clean-cut good looks - note that I added his folder in a zip for your convenience in downloading. a hearty welcome to new clubmembers and my gr8ful thanx for the Likes and Stiffies which have come my way.

Colt

Greg McKeon

quiet day - I had a brief rest after breakfast and woke up thinking it was Saturday; I was about up to the corner when I realized that, if I had read the Sunday paper, it must be Sunday. to not waste gas, I visited our local Dollar Store, which has been completely reconfigured to not be so terribly cluttered, and got my naughty secret (Smarties) and a few birthday cards. us old folks like being remembered. also looking forward to Sunday dinner out with some friends. I just had a flash of intuition - you know how I am always saying if all my lineup guys showed up at once, I wouldn't know who to do. then I remembered the "take a number" device at the deli. that would work. these are some of the finest examples of male flesh I have - slight edge given to Reichen Lemkuhl only because he sounds so Teutonic. many warm welcomes to our newest clubmembers, and thanks for the Likes and Stiffies 🥰 which have come [aagh!] my way. there are quite a few new folders to share, and all the OBGs will come when it's their turn, alphabetically.

Colt

You Are Never Fully Dressed

Which hand?

Porn stars Race Cooper & Jake Genesis for ES Collection

Beautiful Men 

Men with cock (Hunk)

if things are going so well, why do I feel so bleagh? I got a refund on part of my non-vacation and promise of the rest in three days to three weeks. funny how arrogant people can get when they have hold of your money. so I am back at home, regarding 3000 of the best looking men in the universe. I have a new interest; I have changed my screen saver from cuddly animals to males cavorting in a state of undress unto nudity. cheers the office up no end! if requested, I will share my folder of wallpapers which feed the screen saver. in the mean time, I have a nice lineup, led by Marvin Left who promotes himself as the boy next door. all I have next door is screaming rugrats chasing a barking dog round and round. well, where there's life, there's hope. clubmembership is at an all time high, and I welcome our newest clubmembers. remember to thank me by the vehicle of Likes and Stiffies - it's all I live for.

Colt

Sergey Vyacheslavovich Lazarev is a Russian singer, representing Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 in Stockholm, Sweden, and finished in third place, coming first in the televote. He represented Russia again at Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Tel Aviv, Israel with the song "Scream", and similarly finished in third place.

Fabian Castro

I can't believe its Friday again! the only excitement came when a neighbor called with a transportation emergency and I got to feel useful for a few minutes. ah, me. looking at me lads, and they all have something special that recommends them. when Colby le Febvre was last posted, there were some snarky comments about him having too much bathing suit on. ja, I understand. I always like to get men out of that hot clothing and into compromising situations 🥰 in the mean time, have a look at my lineup, led by Colby le Cheese, er, I mean Colby le Febvre. a hearty welcome to new clubmembers, and thanks for the Likes and Stiffies which have come [aagh!] my way.

Colt

Matt Watts

Marshall Arkley

Cody Cummings - American pornographic film actor

I feel like I could burst into song, however, am confused to which title! I have a lineup of supernal models, and the last two are giving me fits: Patrick le Blanc is relatively new to my stable, and I find him hot hot 🌶️ someone has written that he should be in pictures (nasty pictures) and I do so agree. on the other hand, I have my old faithful Tom le Duc, a hunk and a half who can easily cause a conniption. both are blonde and blue-eyed, with all the usual accoutrements. the only saving grace is, there are not here to demand that I choose one first over the other 🙂 clubmembership is steaming along, and I offer greetings to our newbies. hope my offerings are pleasing. you can indicate your approval by clicking Likes and Stiffies by each image, and know that your approbation is gratefully appreciated.

Colt

PHOTOGRAPHER: Sasha Olsen

had fun today. it was lunch bunch, and we were exposed to new rules: apparently I arrived first, and was informed that I could not sit in the lobby and wait. okay. so I went out and leant on the car until another couple showed up. we went in, to a perfectly empty restaurant, and were told that there would be a ten minute wait. and that we could not wait in the lobby. at that exact moment, the other couple appeared, and we were again told we could not be seated nor could we wait in the lobby. thankfully, one of the other men said, look, we are all 90 years old (I'm not, yet) and if we go out the door, we will go to another restaurant. at which time two other staff appeared and said we could be seated. wow. who knew? so we live to die another day. came home and took a short nap, from which I woke up disoriented and unable to comprehend what time of day or night it was. then I recalled lunch, and got back to work on the boys. I have almost cleared out the Misc Names, so there is a bit more with which to entertain you. my choice to feature is Eric Lavin, only because of his temptation eyes - what a man! hope you enjoy the lineup - greetings to our newest clubmembers - now over 5200 - and thanks go to those who have awarded Likes and Stiffies. I do appreciate them 🥰

Colt

Evan Harman

Call Me Maybe

What was your first same-sex celebrity crush?

Other AdonisMale members mentioned ... John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard, the hearthrob Tab Hunter, the roguish Richard Dean Anderson from McGuyver, the iconic sci-fi and drama legend William Shatner.

 

It has now been a little over a month since I first raised this subject.

What has changed since then?

Almost nothing has changed for me or us. The days became shorter and the temperatures dropped a little bit. We celebrated a few birthdays within eight days. The birthday celebrations were unconventional this time. These were two physically separated parties at exactly the same time at different locations, which were connected via video chat. Everyone has enjoyed it anyway. 

What I want to say is that there are always situations in our lives that cannot be changed. It would not have been possible for us to travel to Germany for this, as it was planned before. If there is no chance to change the situation, you have to make the best of it. That's what we did.