Jockstrapped

Forget about all that other multi-colored, zebra striped, soft cotton, Aussiebum bullshit. The only jockstrap that matters is the classic white "Bike" style  jock with the coarse mesh front and wide, striped waistband. The kind you'd see piled in the dirty clothes bin in your college locker room still damp and stained with the sweat and piss of the guys on the wrestling team.