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Saturday Story: The New Guy - Jake's Junk

Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2018 12:29:42 -0500
From: ozorli65@aol.com
Subject: The New Guy - Jake's Junk (1)


I have been working at this company for some time now. And safe for
mostly women that work in the offices here.  And the older , fatter
unattractive guys that work in shipping , Or managers and execs I never
see. I myself was the only male person in this office. Don't get me wrong
the gals I work with are great. Friendly, accommodating and helpful. And
they are happy that I am there. And they are great about me being Gay. I
would always hang out with them after work and stuff. Happy hour and all
other fun after work events. For the most part I liked it.

Then one day, it all changed. Our boss felt like we needed some more help
in out department. So they hired two new persons. One a woman, and another
a guy. Jake was his name.

When I saw him come in for the first time I thoughthought he aint a bad
looking guy. Above average height of about 5'10" or so. Lean and toned
looking body from the clothes he wore. He had a trimmed bearded face. So i
thought he would be a nice distraction even if a little young looking for
my taste.

But as I heard him talking about his girlfriend I knew he was straight. Nut
as I said, a bit young looking for me. So I figured nothing could ever
happen. And that was good. I really wasn't looking f or a hook up at work.

"Hey" he said to everyone when he was introduced

He seemed a bit stand offish, especially to me. Maybe he was a gay hater I
thought. I mean I'm not obvious, but everyone at works knows because I
don't hide my sexuality. But I just figured h was not fond of the gays.

"Wow he is a cutie" Julie said to me

Julie was the lead of the group. She new everything there. And if we had
questions, it was to her we went first. Not the boss. And I was glad, cuz I
thought Julie was awesome.

"Nah. Too young for me" I said jokingly

"Ohh yeah I forgot" she came back

"You like the older guys"

We laughed a bit and sat back as he told the crowd about himself.  As our
boss wanted everyone to share with each other with new memebers of the
team. Apparently he was planning on getting married to this girl he was
with.

"Lucky girl" Julie said under her breath

"Ho" I chimed back at her

"He is taken"

"Yeah. Sucks"

Well as Julie was the lead, she was to train Jake for the next few
weeks. And to my luck/ non luck I could see her cubicle from mine. I just
had to turn my chair enough and I was staring into her cube. So I had
plenty of opportunity to see the new guy as he sat there at her desk. I had
just see his face and upper body until he was at her desk. He wore dark
blue slacks as he came around the corner and past my desk. Those slacks
were just snug enough on him to show his thighs and great ass.

"Damn" I said to myself.

"New guy has a hot butt"

So being me I had to sneak peeks at him as he sat there in her cube. I
would get up alot while on the phone so I could walk to the edge of my
cube. I would glance into Julie's cube whenever I could to see the guy. He
did have nice legs as those slacks showed as he sat there. And his face
sseemed to get better looking as I would cast my eyes towards him every
chance I got.

But other than stealing a look at the guy here and there I was still for
the most part uninterested in him. As I mentioned. He was pretty quiet and
very stand offish. Especially when he was near me.

"Must not like gays" I surmised

"Oh well"

"Homophobes are already here"

"Nothing new in this company"

So I went back to work. I went through a bunch of claims in the next few
hours. I wanted to try and cleclean up my que. I didn't want to leave
anything for the morning.

Jake left around 4:30 that day. And he would for the next two weeks as he
was in training for that whole time. I saw he as he got up and left Julie's
cube. He waved a goodbye, which I thought was nice. Then he walked off down
the corridor. I stood and looked out and at his hit ass. And thighs from
the back.

"Damn that's nice" I said again.

"Stop staring at his butt" came Julie's voice from behind me

"It is nice though" I said again

 She patted my shoulder and snickered at me

"Straight and getting married" she said again

"I know " I bit back

"No harm in looking"

"Ho" she said back to me

Then I decided to get the dirt. What the hell, I figured. She mentioned
that he was getting married in the summer to his high school sweetheart. I
frowned at such an idea.  I never believed in it.  And to hear it in
reality, I believed it even less.

"You are joking right" I asked

"Nope, they have been together since then" she replied

"I think that's so cute"

"Ugh" I huffed back

"That is nauseating"

He was apparently on the swim team, and played sports in high
school. Suffice to say why his body was tight and lean appearing. Though it
sucked that he was straight. I wanted to kiss and lick his hit butt.

"Oh well" I thought

The next day Jake came in wearing tan pants. As he got in before me i didnt
see him until he got up and walked to the bathroom. But I looked at him
walk by and saw how those tan pants clung to his thighs and ass. I felt my
dick expand in my own pants as I saw him. I even saw him smile, which was
sexy. As he came back I looked at his hot ass again. Then he stopped at
Julie's cube. He had stood up and said she was going to show him where the
printer was. But she paused as her phone rang.

"One sec" she said to him.

So Jake stood there outside her cube. He was facing away from me, and all I
was looking at was his ass. His smoldering hot ass as he leaned there at
the dorrway to her cube. It shifted as he shifted his feet.

"Fuck me. That is delicious looking" I said

I wanted to jump from my desk and dive for him incredible looking ass. I
wanted to yank down his pants and shove my face between his butt
cheeks. And just eat up this guys ass.

Then he turned as he stood there. He turned and saw me, just as I moved to
look away from that butt if his. He then just s!iled as he stood there half
facing me.

"Hey" he then said

"Ohh. Hey " I said as Ilooked back

"She have you waiting?"

"Yup"

Then he crossed his legs and turned a bit more towards me. My eyes then
couldn't help but look. I am gay after all. So I looked down at his crotch
as quickly as I could. My eyes just darted down there for the briefest
moment. But I could have sworn I saw bulge. Just to the right as he stood
there arms crossed over one another.

"Fuck. Was that..?!" My head screamed

"Did I just see a bulge there?"

I couldn't have been sure because I glanced at it so quickly. But
regardless if it was a real valid crotch bulge or no, my dick pulsated in
my pants. So I turned back to my work.

Then Julie got off the phone and they walked away. I sighed as I breathed
in deep. Then reached down and tuuged at my now official hard on.

"Damn it" I huffed

"It wasn't real"

"It wasn't real"

I repeated that to myself several times. Just enough to quell my dick.
The. I said to myself what was apparent, no matter what I may or may not
have seen.

"He is Straight dude" I then said to myself...............
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Posted (edited)

@JoelR:  LOL.  You posted this as a joke, right?  It reads like something that doesn’t even rise to the level of a rough draft.  The author can barely punctuate a basic sentence to save his/her life, and even accomplishes that only some of the time.  And he/she clearly didn’t have the spell-checker turned on, much less the grammar checker.  (Grammar checkers are definitely a pain in the ass most of the time, and I completely understand why most people don’t use them.  But this writer clearly needs one that’s set to at least to the basic/informal level.)

It’s not my intention at all to nitpick about an occasional typo or punctuation error, of which there are plenty.  We all make those, no matter how carefully we try to proofread.  Instead, I’m referring to sentences or sentence fragments that are completely unintelligible.  For example, at the beginning,  there’s no obvious logical link between the first sentence and the three sentence fragments that follow it.  

  • I have been working at this company for some time now. And safe for
    mostly women that work in the offices here.  And the older , fatter
    unattractive guys that work in shipping , Or managers and execs I never
    see.

What do those fragments even mean?  How are they related to the first sentence or to the story?  I can make logical guesses, but providing clear relationships is the author’s job, not the reader’s.

The subject/title line ends with “(1).”  Does that mean this is the first part of the story, with more to come?  If so, I await future installments with bated breath.  (Or “baited breath,” as the author might put it….)

AM members who are interested in reading gay fiction or fantasy can find much, much better pickings in the “Media & Art (X)” forum topic here, especially @tbill’s posts:

https://www.adonismale.com/forums/forum/36-media-art-x/

 

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On 1/28/2018 at 6:16 PM, JackFTwist said:

@JoelR:  LOL.  You posted this as a joke, right?  It reads like something that doesn’t even rise to the level of a rough draft.  The author can barely punctuate a basic sentence to save his/her life, and even accomplishes that only some of the time.  And he/she clearly didn’t have the spell-checker turned on, much less the grammar checker.  (Grammar checkers are definitely a pain in the ass most of the time, and I completely understand why most people don’t use them.  But this writer clearly needs one that’s set to at least to the basic/informal level.)

It’s not my intention at all to nitpick about an occasional typo or punctuation error, of which there are plenty.  We all make those, no matter how carefully we try to proofread.  Instead, I’m referring to sentences or sentence fragments that are completely unintelligible.  For example, at the beginning,  there’s no obvious logical link between the first sentence and the three sentence fragments that follow it.  

  • 
    I have been working at this company for some time now. And safe for
    mostly women that work in the offices here.  And the older , fatter
    unattractive guys that work in shipping , Or managers and execs I never
    see.

What do those fragments even mean?  How are they related to the first sentence or to the story?  I can make logical guesses, but providing clear relationships is the author’s job, not the reader’s.

The subject/title line ends with “(1).”  Does that mean this is the first part of the story, with more to come?  If so, I await future installments with bated breath.  (Or “baited breath,” as the author might put it….)

AM members who are interested in reading gay fiction or fantasy can find much, much better pickings in the “Media & Art (X)” forum topic here, especially @tbill’s posts:

https://www.adonismale.com/forums/forum/36-media-art-x/

 

Simmer down Jack!  This is gay erotica some guy probably wrote on the train to work, not the Nobel prize in literature.  O.o ¬¬ xD  

 

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On 1/29/2018 at 10:48 PM, JoelR said:

Simmer down Jack!

@JoelR :  Thanks for your concern.  It’s really very kind, but there’s no need to fret yourself, bless your heart.  Considering the time my reply was posted, I would’ve been well into my second glass of Merlot and getting more mellow with every sip, so I would've already been far below even the simmering point, much less boiling.  :)  

On 1/29/2018 at 10:48 PM, JoelR said:

… some guy probably wrote on the train to work ...

"… on the way to work …” or, more likely, drunk or stoned.  Which is precisely my point:  Why, then, did this story deserve to be featured on the Home Page as “Public News”?  It’s clearly not newsworthy, or even gossip-worthy, or informative in any other way, so why not just post it in the “Media and Art (X)” forum topic, which was created specifically as a home for this and other forms of gay-related media?  

Even considering that the story obviously was intended only to entertain and titillate, not to compete for any kind of award, the very least the writer owed his/her potential readers was to give it a cursory proofreading instead of leaving us to waste our time thinking “Huh? WTF?” after reading the passages like the one I quoted above.  That leaves the impression that the author cared more about his time than about that of his readers — a pretty narcissistic point of view, considering the quality (or lack of same) of even the parts of work that don’t contain egregious errors.  (“SAD!” as a certain prominent and prolific Twitter user would say.)

I’ve read lots of gay erotica, and this piece is far and away the piss-poorest example of the genre I’ve ever seen.  It stands in stark contrast to some of the stories posted in “Media and Art” forum topic, like @tbill’s posts.  His even come with the bonus of naughty photos that he obviously puts some time and effort into selecting.  By comparison, IMHO, the “story” above isn't even worthy of being posted anywhere on AM.

On 1/29/2018 at 10:48 PM, JoelR said:

“… not the Nobel prize in literature."

Duh?

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