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On 2/5/2016 at 7:32 AM, Steve said:

I swear it is this big.

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You think this is something?  You should watch when he's fed!

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On September 1, 2015 at 7:44 PM, JackFTwist said:

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                            "Dancing Kings"

"Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance..."

(If you're not up on your lyrics to Abba hits, you just wouldn't understand.  For a remedial lesson in 1970s gay history and culture, listen to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62OlGvC-bk   )

I just learned that this photo is by the great and controversial photographer Robert Mapplethorpe.  I also failed to mention that the lyrics quoted in the post are from Abba’s late 1970s hit, “Dancing Queen."

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11 hours ago, JackFTwist said:

I just learned that this photo is by the great and controversial photographer Robert Mapplethorpe.  I also failed to mention that the lyrics quoted in the post are from Abba’s late 1970s hit, “Dancing Queen."

Red Queen takes White King.       Schaakmat!

oops sorry Dutch for Checkmate!

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My employer’s flagrant disregard for OSHA safety regulations certainly makes “Casual Fridays” more interesting!

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@JoelR  became so absorbed in previewing PornHub videos that Adam desperately started dry-humping their bed in frustration.

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Ha can't believe you think I'm the twinkier one in the relationship. Also, Adam has NO problem interrupting me at any time if he's horny LOL.  

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1 minute ago, JoelR said:

Ha can't believe you think I'm the twinkier one in the relationship. Also, Adam has NO problem interrupting me at any time if he's horny LOL.  

Of this I'm sure

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Oh, dear, the Speedo Beach Bandit is running off with my trunks! What shall I do?

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On May 12, 2016 at 8:25 PM, JoelR said:

Ha can't believe you think I'm the twinkier one in the relationship. Also, Adam has NO problem interrupting me at any time if he's horny LOL.  

I think the guy on the left actually looks pretty hot, although having his shirt on does limit our ability to fully assess his assets  But I wouldn’t have thought of his as “twinkier,” although the hunk on the right is a total stud, at least from the back.  I hope that at least Adam is pleased with my choice of photos to portray him!  :tw_blush:

 

1 hour ago, Steve said:

Oh, dear, the Speedo Beach Bandit is running off with my trunks! What shall I do?

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Don’t worry, Sweetie!  I’m on my way with a towel!  I’ll dry you off and then make you forget those trunks. 9_9

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"Ever been given a blow job, by a SCUBA diver. The trick is to look disinterested to everyone else, but truth to tell, I am getting very close...."

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On 5/14/2016 at 10:19 PM, Doug said:

"Ever been given a blow job, by a SCUBA diver. The trick is to look disinterested to everyone else, but truth to tell, I am getting very close...."

Too funny, Doug!  I'm flashing back to Jaws, except for this rendition, everyone is running into the water instead!

[Think Theme Music]

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun....

"Yes!  Yes!  Oh, yeah, baby!  Yes!"

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On ‎30‎-‎4‎-‎2016 at 2:12 PM, Steve said:

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And I was thinking it was apples that kept the doctor away. (One little mistake....:tw_angry: )

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Urinating into the copying machine is not a recommended technique for clearing paper jams.  

(Thanks to @juha007 ’s personal album for the photo!)

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Okay, this one is so hilarious (or maybe pathetic?) that I don’t even know where to begin trying to caption it — or even where to post it.  Amazingly, we don’t have a forum topic or Gallery album yet for über-hunky model, physical trainer, and bodybuilder Jed Hill, at least that I could find using the Search feature, just some photos of him scattered here and there.  For those who like his body type, and I do, Hill is one of the hottest studs in the biz.  Fake photos of him with an erection abound on the Web.  All American Guys, Legend Men, and similar sites would probably pay him a tidy sum for a photo session, and a bonus for a solo JO video, with them.  Unless he’s a total jerk (or maybe even if he were), it’s hard to believe the waiting list for his personal-trainer services isn’t a mile long.  (And more than a few of his female and gay male clients would be eager to pay a premium for some … uh … extra “services" in a private session.)   But his career apparently hasn’t taken off so far, so he’s resorted to seeking crowd-sourced support for his career.  Which career isn’t clear — mainstream modeling, being a physical trainer, physique model, or pro bodybuilder?

BTW, visiting his blog, http://jedhill.blogspot.com , ought to be good for a couple of laughs.  Even among its genre, it’s easily the most egotistical, self-promoting site I’ve encountered.

So have at it gang.  This one is just begging for an appropriate caption.

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57 minutes ago, JackFTwist said:

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Urinating into the copying machine is not a recommended technique for clearing paper jams.  

(Thanks to @juha007 ’s personal album for the photo!)

"As it turned out, Tommy made quite a fortune with his inovative idea of scratch-and-sniff invisible ink."

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On ‎5‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 8:31 PM, JackFTwist said:

Okay, this one is so hilarious (or maybe pathetic?) that I don’t even know where to begin trying to caption it — or even where to post it.  Amazingly, we don’t have a forum topic or Gallery album yet for über-hunky model, physical trainer, and bodybuilder Jed Hill, at least that I could find using the Search feature, just some photos of him scattered here and there.  For those who like his body type, and I do, Hill is one of the hottest studs in the biz.  Fake photos of him with an erection abound on the Web.  All American Guys, Legend Men, and similar sites would probably pay him a tidy sum for a photo session, and a bonus for a solo JO video, with them.  Unless he’s a total jerk (or maybe even if he were), it’s hard to believe the waiting list for his personal-trainer services isn’t a mile long.  (And more than a few of his female and gay male clients would be eager to pay a premium for some … uh … extra “services" in a private session.)   But his career apparently hasn’t taken off so far, so he’s resorted to seeking crowd-sourced support for his career.  Which career isn’t clear — mainstream modeling, being a physical trainer, physique model, or pro bodybuilder?

BTW, visiting his blog, http://jedhill.blogspot.com , ought to be good for a couple of laughs.  Even among its genre, it’s easily the most egotistical, self-promoting site I’ve encountered.

So have at it gang.  This one is just begging for an appropriate caption.

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@JackFTwist I have a gallery album of him in the Male SuperStars Gallery.  I will add this photo along with a bunch of others I have collected.  Trying to get them organized now to post.  For some reason the search feature will not give you results for postings in any of the galleries.  I discovered that some time ago.  Will post this issue in the Feedback forum and see what Joel has to say.

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On May 25, 2016 at 10:17 PM, Steve said:

@JackFTwist I have a gallery album of him in the Male SuperStars Gallery.  I will add this photo along with a bunch of others I have collected.  Trying to get them organized now to post.  For some reason the search feature will not give you results for postings in any of the galleries.  I discovered that some time ago.  Will post this issue in the Feedback forum and see what Joel has to say.

Steve — I noticed that about searching the Galleries, too, but haven’t gotten around to posting a question in the Feedback forum.

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4 hours ago, JackFTwist said:

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“Thank you for your service!"

"Joey was always a good-natured person, always good to the Corps."

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3 hours ago, Steve said:

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"Easy" would be without the underwear.  There's a distinct difference!

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