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Wanking Disasters


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i just discovered this thread, and read through all 5 pages. i don`t know if it was a wanking disaster, but it certainly was an experience i do not want to repeat.

i was living with my one of my 4 sisters. i had a room i rented in the basement. i had a cat at the time and had to leave a shoe wedged between the door and the door jam so she could come and go as she pleased. to make up for the door being partially open all the time i hung a blanket around the door just far enough out from it that the door didn`t drag across the blanket when you walked in or out of the room. i have always gotten my rocks off watching pro wrestling on tv, and years later when i discovered the internet, i`d watch it on youtube. i had a few really good matches taped and had wanked to them over and over. one day i was standing on the other side of my room, wanking to a wrestling match. i had just gotten started wanking, when my sis walked in. she screamed and asked if i were done yet. like after having my sister walking into my room unexpectedly, that i could continue like nothing happened. i lost my hardon and my urge to continue my play time. after that she still continued just walking into my room like nothing had ever happened, so i had to change the times i did my wanking. i had no wish to repeat that experience!!

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Not exactly wanking but in junior high I started getting a hard on in the gym showers and another kid saw it and he had to go shoot his mouth of to the class.

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3 hours ago, bakersman94 said:

when my sis walked in. she screamed

Well.. that doesn't sound like much of a wanking success.

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On 6/30/2006 at 1:15 AM, suncoastboi said:

I saw this on a web site (Don't ask) and I thought it was pretty funny, and interesting.

 

"Ever been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories!"

 

Anyone got any interesting stories to share? :bananas: yeah, do it over the toilet

 

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I'm currently sat in the pub with a semi after reading this thread, someone cover me cos I wanna go for a smoke...

 

 

My contribution

A few years ago when I was out cycling I did a different route along a canal path, was a nice sunny day, no breeze, I got a little hot and took my top off, carried on a few more miles and realised I had a semi, the padding in my cycling shorts don't hid enough, thought I'd pop a quicky at the side of the track under a tree, didn't realise at the other side of the hedges was a pub and shortly after I finished a couple walked out the gap in the hedge, it was when digital cameras were still pretty new, I recorded myself and ruined the lense with my load cos I had the camera a little closer than I thought I would shoot, so not only did I nearly get caught I broke my camera as the lense never cleaned and only took blurred images

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I heard about a teenager who had his eyes shut whilst having a good wank.   After he had cum he found a cup of tea on a table.   His kind mother had brought it in without disturbing him.

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On 6/30/2006 at 1:53 AM, BeefyCanuck said:

Not really on topic here, but somewhat related...

 

There is a very hunky, solid-side-of-beef fellow who works out at the gym. His locker is near mine, and he finishes his workout at about the same time I do.

 

Everytime I see him get undressed, and see his ass in that jockstrap- no control at all, even with half a dozen other guys around- I get a hard on. It's impossible to hide that through my towel, so he sees it everytime, as does anyone else around.

 

I am very embarassed- it is difficult for people not to notice a guy in the locker room with a hard-on.....and when I get embarassed, I blush and sweat profusely, making it even more obvious. He is always quite amused by it, and intentionally will tease me- chatting with me, bending over in his jock, stretching.....he always callls me "Rod" (not my first name).......I always correct him...he always smiles and aplogizes, then asks "Why do I keep thinking your name is Rod?".

 

It's kind of cute, but having 6-10 straight men around pretending nervously not to notice that is an experience I can live without. 😊

Is this hot guy straight? if he is, it sounds like he's 3 or 4 beers away from being bi. Also, maybe change your workout time or extend your workout until he's done in the locker room?

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In grade school I sometimes would sit in last seat & row in the classroom, unfasten my pants & pull out my cock & balls under the desk and stroke it while looking at the hot girls in class and occasionally I would cum and squirt on the shirt tale of the person sitting in front of me. Some how I never got caught.

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On 10/18/2022 at 9:09 AM, Brianwbs69 said:

In grade school I sometimes would sit in last seat & row in the classroom, unfasten my pants & pull out my cock & balls under the desk and stroke it while looking at the hot girls in class and occasionally I would cum and squirt on the shirt tale of the person sitting in front of me. Some how I never got caught.

But the kid in front probably caught Hell when his mom saw it lol

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I lived in a dorm that was directly across the street from the college classrooms. It was a weekend so there was no classes . I was jerking off in my dorm with the blinds open . I see a girl at the window across and think nothing of it, thinking she can't see me . I keep jerking off and next thing I know 3 other girls rush to the window ,they all are able to see me ! I put my dick away, walk over to the window to close the blinds  , smiled and waved at the girls who were just staring in awe. I also just realized that on some weekends  they have special programs for high school kids on campus ! 

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freshman year back in 1987, my roommate Terry had his girlfriend over for the weekend.  I gave them their privacy and came back next  morning.  They were both passed out naked. I couldn't concentrate... obvious reasons so I busted a nut over their... his body.  Terry was an artist; fit, blond, a cock to die for, and your typical frat. Terry eventually woke up, and walked to his closet mirror.  Out of the corner of my eye, I see him notice wet cum still on his chest. (Did I mention he was as dumb as a box of rocks.) He puts his finger in it, and licked it off.  Hmm... off to the shower he goes.  Knowing that my DNA was now a part of his!  Fuck!!!  I wonder where he is now.

 

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