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This or That?


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On 11/11/2019 at 8:14 PM, tj10017 said:

Neither, but if forced to choose I'd have to say ear. I once had this painter friend and he ... I don't want to talk about it.

I have the creeping suspicion that the famous anecdote about Van Gogh's ear (Gauguin, quarrel, razor, prostitute) is just a fairy tale. I am beginning to think it was @tj10017 who bit off the poor bugger's ear.

On 11/11/2019 at 8:14 PM, tj10017 said:

Cézanne or Matisse?

Matisse, if I really have to choose.

Now lend me your ear:

Van Gogh or Gauguin?

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37 minutes ago, majikthis said:

I have the creeping suspicion that the famous anecdote about Van Gogh's ear (Gauguin, quarrel, razor, prostitute) is just a fairy tale. I am beginning to think it was @tj10017 who bit off the poor bugger's ear.

I was provoked. We were making love in a field and as he lay on top of me I said, "Move your head a bit so I can enjoy this beautiful starry night." He refused, so I did what I had to do. He shrieked and rolled off me, looked up at the sky and said, "My God, you're right! It is beautiful." I stood up, dusted myself off and said, like the sullen teenager I was, "Why don't you paint a picture? It lasts longer."

I don't know what he did after that.

He stopped by my place the following day and asked, "Does this bandage make me look fat?" At least I think that's what he said; I really wasn't listening. I'm not listening still. Perhaps I never will.

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I enjoy them both, but generally prefer Steven Wright's dry humor to Steve Martin's slapstick and silliness. Thanks for the question, TJ. It was a good one.

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I have to really really really be attracted to a man to engage in this particular fetish, but when it happens I want to be the pissee. I'm a dick worshipper by trade and when I've got a good one in my hands, I'll take whatever fluids stream forth.

Although in the interest of full disclosure I should mention that in the few times I've done this, I have played the role of pisser and pissee, as has my partner. 

For those who haven't yet tried it, what can I say but ... urine for a real treat!

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On with the game of this, that or the other. Would you rather:

a. have your partner suck you off before he fucks you

b. have your partner suck you off after he fucks you

c. stroke yourself off as he fucks you

(Yes, this question violates rules, norms and protocols. I fully expect to be summoned to The Hague.)

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On with the game of this, that or the other. Would you rather:

a. have your partner suck you off before he fucks you

b. have your partner suck you off after he fucks you

c. stroke yourself off as he fucks you

(Yes, this question violates rules, norms and protocols. I fully expect to be summoned to The Hague.)

Well, is the game called:

This, that or the other? 😒

Have you seen anyone else posting three options, @tj10017? Why do you always have to play the special kid? 🤬

You even do it in the full consent of knowing how wrong your actions are. I am absolutely shocked. 🤯

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On with the game of this, that or the other. Would you rather:

a. have your partner suck you off before he fucks you

b. have your partner suck you off after he fucks you

c. stroke yourself off as he fucks you

(Yes, this question violates rules, norms and protocols. I fully expect to be summoned to The Hague.)

Even with three options, my preferred options isn’t even there. 💁‍♂️
 

What’s the point of giving three when the possibilities are endless? 💁‍♂️
 

Huh? Speechless now? 💁‍♂️
 

As these are the rules of the game, I’d go with b. Id wish he’d suck me off while fucking me if he’s flexible enough or at least stroke me off. 
 

 

In your opinion, what’s the right punishment for TJ for breaking the games rules and risking integrity of this game? Either stone him to death or dick slap him as much as you want but don’t let him suck you or touch it (because otherwise it wouldn’t be a punishment)?

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7 hours ago, Sammy said:

In your opinion, what’s the right punishment for TJ for breaking the games rules and risking integrity of this game? Either stone him to death or dick slap him as much as you want but don’t let him suck you or touch it (because otherwise it wouldn’t be a punishment)?

Oooh, I vote for dick slapping! Form an orderly queue -- out the door, line on the left, one cross each. Smack me as if I was that unruly passenger on Airplane! I want to feel those hard dicks on my face.

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What is your favorite part of giving head?

a. Feeling another man's dick grow hard in your mouth

b. Hearing him moan and sigh as you pleasure him

c. Tasting his cum as he explodes in your mouth

Oooh, someone didn't learn his lesson. Time for more punishment!

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28 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

Oooh, someone didn't learn his lesson. Time for more punishment!

This is why no one wants to play with you and you have to answer your own questions, TJ. 🙃

29 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

a. Feeling another man's dick grow hard in your mouth

b. Hearing him moan and sigh as you pleasure him

c. Tasting his cum as he explodes in your mouth

B.

 

Call or email? 

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4 hours ago, tj10017 said:

What is your favorite part of giving head?

a. Feeling another man's dick grow hard in your mouth

b. Hearing him moan and sigh as you pleasure him

c. Tasting his cum as he explodes in your mout

 

All of it.

Oops, sorry. Got distracted.

29 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

When looking at pictures of naked men, do you prefer their penises to be flaccid or erect?

Erect. Most limp dicks look funny. Especially uncut ones.

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4 hours ago, tj10017 said:

Oooh, someone didn't learn his lesson. Time for more punishment!

 

All right then:

In your opinion, what’s the right punishment for TJ for breaking the games rules AGAIN and risking integrity of this game?  Public flogging in the dungeon of a BDSM club OR make him write "I will not break the rules again" 500 times on a blackboard placed in the busiest square in his hometown, while wearing a Princess Leia outfit?

 

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Fantastic options, @majikthis. 😁 Such a tough choice. 🤔

I want to see Princess TJ on the Times Square doing that, so I choose the second (out of the two!) options. 🤓

Having sex in the morning or in the evening? 

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57 minutes ago, Sammy said:

I want to see Princess TJ on the Times Square doing that, so I choose the second (out of the two!) options.

Have you been to Times Square lately? I would hardly be the only man dressed as Princess Leia writing cryptic messages on a blackboard. There's at least three on any given day. More on the weekends.

 As for public flogging in the dungeon of a BDSM club, @majikthis, that is SO last year. Been there, done that, tore the T-shirt. 

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1 hour ago, Sammy said:

Having sex in the morning or in the evening? 

Yes please.

Oops! Did I break the rules again?

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A partner who's a great kisser but a lousy cocksucker or one that's a great cocksucker but a lousy kisser?

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21 hours ago, tj10017 said:

Have you been to Times Square lately? I would hardly be the only man dressed as Princess Leia writing cryptic messages on a blackboard. There's at least three on any given day. More on the weekends.

 As for public flogging in the dungeon of a BDSM club, @majikthis, that is SO last year. Been there, done that, tore the T-shirt. 

All right - how about sitting through 10 Trump rallies, wearing only a pink g-string and a feather boa? Oh, and make-up worthy of a drag queen in full regalia.

And "I will not break the rules again" is not that cryptic, is it. It's not like "The End is nigh!" or "Alpacalips now!"

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21 hours ago, tj10017 said:

A partner who's a great kisser but a lousy cocksucker or one that's a great cocksucker but a lousy kisser?

I take the great kisser - I prefer sucking to getting sucked anyway.

On to a grim topic.

You are sentenced to death. Would you choose the electric chair or hanging?

(I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...)

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If ever I were to find myself in that situation, I would like to make things as difficult as possible for my tormentors. Therefore, I would choose to be hanged whilst strapped in the electric chair.

If that's not an option, then I say plug me in and light me up!

A partner who refuses to finger your ass or one so inept and clumsy it's like he's scooping out a pumpkin to make a jack-o-lantern? 

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On 11/19/2019 at 10:08 PM, tj10017 said:

A partner who refuses to finger your ass or one so inept and clumsy it's like he's scooping out a pumpkin to make a jack-o-lantern?

A partner who refuses to finger my ass. He'd just have to make up for it with his tongue and dick.

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Your casual sex partner refuses to use a condom. Do you kick him out or agree to have bareback sex?

 

 

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Bareback. It's not really an issue as I am primarily a top. If he won't let me put on a condom to fuck him, then I would limit our activities to oral -- and I won't suck a condom-clad dick. I want the taste of skin and semen, not latex. (No, not even flavored latex.) 

You position yourself to eat your partner's ass, then realize he's not as ... hygienic as you need him to be. Do you tell him to go wash himself or do you just move on to other activities?

 

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