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On 11/16/2019 at 6:25 PM, tj10017 said:

The chance to be a different age (younger or older), while still knowing everything you know now?*

Sure thing. 
 

I’d become a 99 year old computer expert. 😂

 

A litre of saliva or your favourite porn star for you to play around with?

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No thank you. Bodily fluids are best drunk directly from the tap.

Cassandra's "gift" -- that is, the ability to see the future, but no one believes what you tell them.

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No, thanks. Poor Cassandra suffered a lot, especially after the Trojan war.

"They call me crazy, like a fortune-teller,
A poor starved beggar-woman - and I bore it!
And now the prophet undoing his prophetess
Has brought me to this final darkness.
Instead of my father's altar the executioner's block
Waits me the victim, red with my hot blood." (Aischylos: Agamemnon)

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A piece of used underwear from your favourite pornstar?

 

 

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2 hours ago, majikthis said:

No, thanks. Poor Cassandra suffered a lot, especially after the Trojan war.

"They call me crazy, like a fortune-teller,
A poor starved beggar-woman - and I bore it!
And now the prophet undoing his prophetess
Has brought me to this final darkness.
Instead of my father's altar the executioner's block
Waits me the victim, red with my hot blood." (Aischylos: Agamemnon)

Just remember -- Euripedes trousers, you mend-a these trousers!

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2 hours ago, majikthis said:

A piece of used underwear from your favourite pornstar?

Oh yeah! I'll take his tidy whities ...

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A bathroom threesome with Clytemnestra and Aegisthus?

 

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21 hours ago, tj10017 said:

A bathroom threesome with Clytemnestra and Aegisthus?

No thank you -  I don't think I'd enjoy a bloodbath.

A threesome with Achilles and Patroclus?

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22 minutes ago, majikthis said:

A threesome with Achilles and Patroclus?

I will gladly be their boy-Troy, even if we know that one of them can be quite a heel.

A dinner date with Narcissus and his annoying little friend who repeats everything? You'll have to pick up the tab, of course. Or, as his friend put it, "You'll have to pick up the tab, of course."

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44 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

A dinner date with Narcissus and his annoying little friend who repeats everything? You'll have to pick up the tab, of course. Or, as his friend put it, "You'll have to pick up the tab, of course."

No, thanks. Narcissus is way too self-absorbed  and poor Echo is not exactly a brilliant conversationalist.

Would you date Aragorn or Legolas?

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Now who's breaking the rules? This is The Offer Game, not This or That. Please let us know if you have fun at all those rallies in your pink G-string, feather boa and full drag-queen makeup!

To get the game back on track, I will limit my response to the first part of your question. Yes, I would accept a date with Aragorn.

An official Michele Obama souvenir bong, emblazoned with her image and slogan, "When they go low we get high"?

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On 11/20/2019 at 2:08 AM, tj10017 said:

 Please let us know if you have fun at all those rallies in your pink G-string, feather boa and full drag-queen makeup!

Sorry, mate, that was  your sentence for gross negligence and recidivism.  My crime is only ordinary negligence. And I am pleading insanity. :goofy:

On 11/20/2019 at 2:08 AM, tj10017 said:

An official Michele Obama souvenir bong, emblazoned with her image and slogan, "When they go low we get high"?

Why not? I would put it right next to my Diana-Charles wedding memorial mug.

A chance to spend a weekend with Melania and Donald at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club?

 

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Yes, please.

I think I'll take these two to penetrate into my territory.

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Meeting your favourite poet/writer (dead or otherwise)? If yes, please tell us who it is.

 

 

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I would love to meet and chat with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. He was a true Renaissance man -- writer, doctor, athlete, architect, war correspondent and more. Fascinating guy. Plus, he had a thing for fairies, so there's that.

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The chance to travel back in time and meet your teenage self? If yes, what would you tell him?

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Yes, although it would be rather embarrassing. And I would tell myself:

1. You're gay, and it's ok.

2. Don't even think about smoking.

3. Get a bloody haircut (I had long hair back then and it looked absolutely abysmal).

 

A guest appearance in your favourite TV show?

 

 

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No, thank you. I don't have a favorite TV show and even if I did, I don't like being in the public eye. Especially in this era of reality TV and Kardashian "culture."

A chance to reboot a favorite TV show from the past and determine who gets to star in it? If yes, please tell us which show and who you'd pick.

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My Three sons with Pierce Bronson as the father and David Guintoli, Scott Eastwood, and Luke McFarlane as the sons.

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Yes, please

But it depends on what you mean by "classic".

If you mean what is usually called "the golden age of Hollywood", I'd pick the young Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar Named Desire"

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Walking down the red carpet at the Academy Awards, hand in hand with the movie star of your choice? If yes, who would the movie star be?

 

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Assuming we're talking about the present time, then no thank you. I do not enjoy being in the spotlight and besides, there aren't any actors I particularly admire. Well, none that would be likely to earn an Oscar nomination, that is. 

Other film awards are a totally different story ...

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The chance to play "Who's in My Mouth"* with one of the trios from Fuck, Marry, Kill? If so, which trio?

* "Who's in My Mouth" is a game in which one person -- in this case, you -- are on your knees and blindfolded and you have to guess by taste and feel who has put his penis in your mouth.

 

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Sure thing. I'd pick @tj10017 's trio from April:

Mahershala Ali

Chadwick Boseman

Idris Elba

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The chance to bring your favourite literary character to life for a weekend of sex and debauchery? If so, who?

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Mowgli (as a young adult, not a little boy). I like 'em young, dark and hairy. I'd teach him a thing or two about the bare necessities.

Having Martha Stewart on hand to help with your holiday get-togethers?

 

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No, thanks. I'd have Mary Berry instead. And Paul Hollywood to knead my buns.

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Having a chance to beat up (or at least verbally abuse), with impunity,  a politician of your choice?

 

 

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No thanks. I abhor political violence, whether from the left or from the right, and am quite comfortable expressing my opinion solely at the ballot box.

An invitation to Prince Andrew's next party?

 

 

 

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Hobnobbing with British aristocracy? Yes, please! I'd borrow @tj10017 's Modaine watch and Walmart Xmas sweater for the occasion.

Having a free tattoo of your choice done by a world-class tattoo artist?

 

 

 

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