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Can you suck your own dick?


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I actually had a friend who could do that when we were younger. One day he said hey you want to see something and the next thing you know he had his legs behind his head. Wish I could have recorded that.

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Wow lucky guy. I never could suck my own cock, but it would definitely be a good icebreaker if I could.

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I could back when I was very skinny and, you know, young. Not the whole thing mind you but some of it.

Personally, I always said that sucking yourself is like tickling yourself. It just doesn't have the same effect as the thing as done by others. But maybe I gave myself bad head lol

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This made me laugh hard hahaha I remember the first time I tried it and it was awful. I couldn't do it and I think I ended up hurting my back a little in the process. Never tried it again.

 

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Used to be able to lick the glans and tip. However, just like masturbating is not the same as a handjob, your body can tell the difference and it is not as intense.

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On 22/07/2018 at 6:56 PM, lawfromchaos said:

Used to be able to lick the glans and tip. However, just like masturbating is not the same as a handjob, your body can tell the difference and it is not as intense.

Yeap! I second that.. Same level of flexibility here too. It was still interesting to try though ;)

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this would definitely be something to include on one's cover letter and resume

interviewer: "you understand that this position requires a lot of data entry and computer literacy - correct?"

applicant: "i can suck my own dick"

interviewer: "oh...ummmm....not what we were going for but...ummm....when can you start?"

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Yes. But I dont enjoy it. The effort outweighs the pleasure, and it's just really distracting.

besides, i'd much rather have another dude's throbbing cock in my mouth..

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On 11/25/2018 at 10:19 PM, RunItsBlip said:

this would definitely be something to include on one's cover letter and resume

interviewer: "you understand that this position requires a lot of data entry and computer literacy - correct?"

applicant: "i can suck my own dick"

interviewer: "oh...ummmm....not what we were going for but...ummm....when can you start?"

LOL

Always willing to suck it up for the job 💦

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On 11/25/2018 at 6:19 PM, RunItsBlip said:

this would definitely be something to include on one's cover letter and resume

interviewer: "you understand that this position requires a lot of data entry and computer literacy - correct?"

applicant: "i can suck my own dick"

interviewer: "oh...ummmm....not what we were going for but...ummm....when can you start?"

ahahaa!!!

I'm sure the staff enjoys it. 

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Hi nibble16, please let me introduce myself. I am Cool_a  M.D.

My friends call me #26. Strange name, but there you have it

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Best practise is to retain the top 4 sets.

The rest, no medical research has ever been proven they do anything.

Appointments are currently available.

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I am, indeed, currently seeking my first operation, of this nature.

Ever.

No, you will not find any certificates hanging on the wall in my surgery. Those are so last year.

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No, and if I wish I could do it, like xxx actor Dominic Santos, by the way, where will he be? He has time that I know nothing about him.

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Yum.

If a guy ever sat down in front of me and did that, him especially, I would so lust after that beautiful cock.

Awesome pic. Just awesome. 

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I was in a bar in Washington DC with naked performers on the bar and stage awhile back, and a guy bent over and performed autofellation on himself.

Only about 10 feet away from me, in front of everyone there.

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A hung sexy black guy.

I sucked hot, young, fit, black cock later that night in a sauna. I got lucky 'cos I *really* wanted it that night.

Where I live, you hardly ever see American back men walking down the street.

Yum.

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@Cool_a I just felt the top 4 ribs. Wow. Crazy.

I'd like to book my appointment. Feel free to take some of those unused bones to make me taller. I don't know, add them to my knees or something. Lol

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4 hours ago, nibble16 said:

I just felt the top 4 ribs.

That is an interesting expression.

I might use that in conversation with my friends.

Some will look at me confused, some will smirk

Shortly after that, they will all smirk.

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4 hours ago, nibble16 said:

I'd like to book my appointment. Feel free to take some of those unused bones to make me taller. I don't know, add them to my knees or something. Lol

Hi there.

#26 reporting back.

On an unrelated note, I also offer penis extensions.

I only go to 9 inches though.

After that, #6 struggles to perform the required testing.


And he insists on testing. Lots of it.

 

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I tried back when I was skinny and I will say that to me sucking yourself is like tickling yourself: it just doesn't feel the same as when someone else does it.

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