'cause nobody will actually hire

despite - or maybe because - has a MA in English

(focus on writing - graduated Magna Cum laude)

and years of experience

'though unpaid

in communications

 

the one home all day

so the one who prepares the family dinner

 

they keep telling

"why not make a menu? it will be easier for us to go to the grocery store and will be prepared?"

here is why knows that will not work

suggested "how about veal chops - mashed potatoes -- string beans for dinner?"

everyone says "that sounds good. it will be cold tomorrow. that is a nice warm meal"

so prepares the veal

so prepares the potatoes

so prepares the string beans

 

so everyone says

at the last minute

"but I dun't wan' that! ewwwww!"

 

apparently is a restraunt

and they can just change their order at the last minute?