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blip can not take a photo


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image.png.f31bdd38f6a8ebcaa3a03d6d1dcd1f38.pngwas asked to post some photos of the amateur production on a web site

image.png.2cce3ac7e62aca7106732117cd2cde1f.png hates dealing with graphics

it isn't that it is particularly difficult to properly process images for the web

(they need to be 72 dpi. the size of the graphic can not be HUGE nor can the physical size. no photo should approach 1 mg)

it is just that those who have far more serious Photoshop skills are better equipped than image.png.68ceb030507b852c9d8d509027624e28.png

 

the worse part is if there are like 100 images

THAT takes a shit load of time

that image.png.d17cafb6ba6c5b243014c2cbdc7ed51c.png would rather spend picking image.png.dddfd3e7ece60e1dbe2f8ed7737d25cf.png's nose

- or any other person's nose

 

but there were only 25 omages

so what the hell

 

there was 1 photo of image.png.c661c0d6f41183ab41a0c5bd341fef77.png

and image.png.0684590e4b8dabf054a758867fed2ed8.png ain't telling anybody where it is

and - as per usual - image.png.f8aa40822e3d761b8f576c5c789b3acc.png can not ever seem to get a photo that does not make image.png.03011b16898c42558ceb7e3d4b953c1c.png want to vomit

 

in this photo image.png.a574c871e11456ebc8aa73c196d8cd96.pnglooks as tho image.png.5c5504da30426c8bc7f42a62677b2e09.png is wearing pants designed by Charlie Chaplin

when image.png.7c995ecbd93cecd5946d07280cc53432.png looked in the mirror they looked to properly fit

but in the photo image.png.d8abe30996fb65a25e133fb739cef49a.png looks as tho image.png.0c04ebcffc07e26fd93bc7432d6a7dfb.png is carrying Harpo's collection of items

 

maybe it is the pants

but image.png.4ed685d6015b9dafe2fc67b778008d70.png is more convinced that cameras hate image.png.d4d774d867b7f9673c54a8cdba8a4e59.png

 

even in elementary school image.png.f79c8f03c842a802f0286a0b494e86da.png could not take a decent photo

 

image.png.42f4a396e9a8aa1845d649e201c5afcd.png's 6th grade photo has a big REJECT stamped on it

even the photographer felt the photo was sub-standard

 

 

either the camera is trying to tell image.png.60dffa7bcd99937776fc1461677a4c15.png something

or the mirror is making fun of image.png.573e19bfe577a555e9e5986bc1780e39.png by making image.png.41b15fb9847683673e03d4bcae48b5a8.png think image.png.967dc7ee0d9289f05c284fa57c8962a0.png is presentable

 

 

maybe image.png.cf3687aa5dfc68d99590c86698892f5d.png will just go blind instead.

that way image.png.ecd40b407473c0b28b9ec5ed69539af8.png won't have to be bothered

and will never have to change a lightbulb again!

 

see?

 

there is a plus side to everything!

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