blip can not take a photo
was asked to post some photos of the amateur production on a web site
hates dealing with graphics
it isn't that it is particularly difficult to properly process images for the web
(they need to be 72 dpi. the size of the graphic can not be HUGE nor can the physical size. no photo should approach 1 mg)
it is just that those who have far more serious Photoshop skills are better equipped than
the worse part is if there are like 100 images
THAT takes a shit load of time
that would rather spend picking 's nose
- or any other person's nose
but there were only 25 omages
so what the hell
there was 1 photo of
and ain't telling anybody where it is
and - as per usual - can not ever seem to get a photo that does not make want to vomit
in this photo looks as tho is wearing pants designed by Charlie Chaplin
when looked in the mirror they looked to properly fit
but in the photo looks as tho is carrying Harpo's collection of items
maybe it is the pants
but is more convinced that cameras hate
even in elementary school could not take a decent photo
's 6th grade photo has a big REJECT stamped on it
even the photographer felt the photo was sub-standard
either the camera is trying to tell something
or the mirror is making fun of by making think is presentable
maybe will just go blind instead.
that way won't have to be bothered
and will never have to change a lightbulb again!
see?
there is a plus side to everything!
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