'Christmas Carols' for the Psychologically Challenged
- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
- Amnesia — I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic Personality Disorder — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) — Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And…….
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
- Paranoid — Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
- Borderline Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why
- Antisocial Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
- Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
- Alzheimer’s Disease/Senile Dementia — Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
- Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
- Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
- Attention Deficit Disorder — We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!
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